Say it ain’t so! The conspiracy between Donald and Hillary to elevate Lebron to Victory AND to undercut America!

20 Jun

 

Say it ain’t so!
The conspiracy between Donald and Hillary to elevate Lebron to Victory
AND to undercut America!

By L. Stewart Marsden

A close-up on Stephan Curry in the final game last night.

“He doesn’t look like he feels well,” thought I. And pondered it as the unanimous 2015-2016 MVP proceeded to miss shot after shot, and throw incredibly bad passes which resulted in turnovers.

“What is wrong?” my heart cried out.

Then I saw it. Out of the corner of my eye. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, together, sneaking out of the Golden State locker room.

Quickly I called in the troops — a band of Millennial hackers I had befriended during Y2K.

“Check the locker room video tapes … And do it quickly!”

Within nanoseconds the reports came back, and it was bone-chilling!

BOTH Donald Trump AND Hillary Clinton switched out the peanut butter that was used to make Curry’s traditional pre-game peanut butter sandwiches from ALL-NATURAL non GMO spread to Skippy Peanut Butter! Skippy! My NAMESAKE, for God’s sake!

The nefarious union of Trump and Clinton to undermine what America KNEW was a foregone conclusion (in spite of Yogi Berra’s wisdom) was SHOCKING!

Could it be that the duo was going to claim that their politics was the reason Lebron finally got the monkey (can you really say that?) off his back? As did Charleton Heston! Cleveland had overcome the odds and defeated the most prolific basketball team as far as season victories goes!

Goliath had squashed David! Finally, the BAD guys win!

But wait! Does this nefarious alliance — this unholy coupling of unruly hair and straight calfs — could this possibly point to some OTHER dastardly deed?

Why, yes!

And this is it: Donald has sucked in all of Conservative America into his camp, as agreed previously on an un-aired segment of The Apprentice, where he and HRC agreed he would be the Fall Guy and take the Republican Party down so that she, Hillary, could — like Lebron — FINALLY win! Trump will humbly accept the post of Secretary of Finance in the Hillary cabinet. She didn’t really ever intend to give Bill power over the purse.

You heard it here, folks. CNN, Fox, MSNBC got nothing on this breaking news.

And you KNOW you can trust this insider information. Why? IT’S ON THE INTERNET!

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3 Responses to “Say it ain’t so! The conspiracy between Donald and Hillary to elevate Lebron to Victory AND to undercut America!”

  1. πŸŽ‘ 'M.' πŸŽ‘ June 20, 2016 at 9:41 pm #

    wtf? lmao

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